Coyote Stiff
Posted by adminFeb 9
Hunting is over and fishing in our neck of the woods has yet to begin. Well, unless you’re an ice fishing fanatic. Which I’m not.
Because I eat cupcakes.
Crack crack crack … broken ice.
So our house has been quiet from all the hunting and fishing smack until our fishing trip in April. Our dinner conversations now include; work, politics, local politics and work. As far as work issues, it’s been one of those weeks. I’ve had a few things I wanted to write but it just didn’t happen.
Our refrigerator is bare which means carryout. Sure I can pull something from the freezer downstairs like venison or maybe fish because that’s what fills your freezer when you’re married to the outdoors guy. But I haven’t been in that freezer in about 2 weeks since one of our dinner conversations:
Me: Did you hear so and so on the radio this morning? I am so disappointed.
Mark: No.
Huffing and puffing me: Well…&^&^%
Mark: Oh before you finish there’s a coyote in the freezer downstairs.
Me: Huh?
Mark: There’s a coyote in the freezer.
Me: A frozen coyote? In our freezer?
Mark: Yes.
Me: The whole body?
Mark: Yes.
Oh help me: There’s a whole body coyote in our freezer? Standing on all fours … frozen? In our freezer? With head and all? In our freezer?
Mark: Jody
I’m still trying to figure out how it’s in there. In a bag? Laying across my meat? Frozen stiff on all fours?
And I’m not about to go look. I’m not. I won’t.
And I think I read online once a duck hunter’s wife went to get a duck out of the freezer and it was still alive.
Oh what happen to you? My husband had a coyote in the freezer and it jumped out and attacked me.
Oh heavens to coyote stiff mounts. That thing is not going in my living room.
Have a good day all … if that garage is good enough for my 6 pt deer well it’s good enough for stiffy in there.

See the original article at TheHuntersWife.net
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