At a very young age my niece Addison started referring to our deer mounts as Bambi. Around the time she started talking, yet not in full sentences, she couldn’t wait to take my hand and show me into her room just to dig through piles of kid’s DVDs. Without a word she found the one DVD associated with me – Bambi.
Many nights I’d rock her to sleep and just as soon as she was about to fall asleep, she’d raise her head and look up at the deer and whisper, “Him don’t have no legs.” And quietly put her head back down on my shoulder.
Addison is 4 now and we still haven’t discussed how the deer became mounts. We will leave that up to Mark to explain when it’s of concern. At the moment, the girl is more concerned with my dog …
Addison: My dog Hoho is all black and how come Puddles is wipe and black? Dogs are suppose to be black or wipe. But your dog is black and wipe. That isn’t right Auntie Jojo. He’s reguarded.
Me: He’s what?
Addison: He’s reguarded. He shouldn’t have spots all over him.
Me: I’m not understanding you Addison.
Addison: HE IS REGUARDED.
Me: Retarded?
Addison: Yes. He is. He really is.
Oh help me. This isn’t a word that any of my family uses. Some feel the word is appropriate while others feel the word is inappropriate.
Me: Addison there are a lot of dogs that are black and white or brown and white or black and brown. Like your favorite movie 101 Dalmatians. Those dogs are white with black spots like Puddles. Dogs can be many beautiful colors.
Addison: That Gorilla Devila is mean. (Cruella De Vil)
We’ve moved on to Gorillas.
Have a good day all … And just so you all know, she thinks I look like Snow Wipe.
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