I would never promote violence here on my outdoor blog because I talk about cute little baby critters.  But when it comes to my house, my dog and now my duck eggs, well … I’ve hired someone to get violent if they need to.

While we are away on vacation my brother-in-law, Rambo, is house sitting, dog sitting and duck egg sitting.  Just in case Mama duck decides to lay a few eggs while I’m gone.

And if that doesn’t scare you enough, look who’s in charge of my blog…

It’s Stacey Huston …

And if she lived a little closer, I’d hire her as my house sitter, dog sitter, and for the love of I need to cuddle a cute little baby deer …

She would be in charge of my duck eggs as well.

And my bouncer.  ‘Cause I think she could pounce on someone.

Have a good day all … maybe I need to rethink Stacey being in charge of my duck eggs.  I think I once heard her say that duck eggs are good scrambling eggs.

Please note:  Do not copy these photos.  They are Staceys.  And if she wasn’t out gallivanting in the mountains, she’d say I could use them.

I think.

I hope.

Oh my.

The chick has a gun.

A real one.

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