For those of you that weren’t reading my blog last year, I was stalking baby mallard duck eggs. For weeks I saw the male and female hanging between our house and a neighbor’s house. Finally we found that mother duck found the perfect bedding spot for her eggs.
And she sat.
And sat.
For weeks.
And according to several online sites about mallards, her cute little babies were to hatch within the week.
Until …
A Dirty Rotten Nasty Fox ate them.
I was horrified and heartbroken when I saw the photos from our trail cam.
So this year I’ve been waiting on their return. I heard them one morning a couple of weeks ago and saw them in a neighbors yard once. As of last week, no sign of them at all. I’ve been searching and searching in our yard, a few neighbor’s yards, driving my car slowing around the neighborhood, secretly peeking in neighbors bushes in hopes of locating them. No luck.
Until…
I was minding my own business on Facebook when my husband walked in and said, “Marty (neighbor across the street) has duck eggs in his bushes.”
Me: Are you kidding? Why oh why would she lay her eggs over there. That’s right in the path of a running fox. His yard isn’t fenced. We have a yard with a fence and lots of bushes to protect her. Why in the world would she lay them over there?
Mark: Jody, I better not catch you over there peeking in his bushes.
Me: Don’t you have somewhere to go? I think you need more grass seed.
911 what’s your emergency: I think we have a peeping tom. There’s a crazy lady dressed in a black sweatsuit with her hood on peeking in our bushes. Yes you heard me right. Not our window. Our bushes.
Maybe if I wear camouflage no one will notice me.

Have a good day all … I have sweet little baby duck eggs to find. And think I better practice my fence jumping skills.
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