I’m not a bowler.  I’ve never been on a bowling team, owned a bowling shirt or my own bowling bowl.  I’d drop it on my toe.  I’ve only gone bowling for the fun of it all.  Like for midnight bowling … with drinks.  Except this past Saturday no drinks were involved when my sister and I took my niece bowling.

Addison loved bowling …

And I forgot my camera so I used my cell phone.

I wanted to get a good action picture of our little bowler to send to her Mom so without thinking and never hearing my sister yelling, “DON’T STEP OVER THE BLACK LINE” … umm … well … I stepped over the black line.

Dear inexperienced bowlers;  Never EVER step over the black line.

As soon as I stepped over the black line, the thing beeped. That is to let you know you are out of bowling bounds and you shouldn’t cheat.  Except I think it should have a speaker that says …

DO NOT STEP OVER THE BLACK LINE OR YOUR @$$ WILL WIPE OUT.

And that is where my @$$ fell.

Have you ever stepped over the black line?  It’s like a whole new world over there.  Slippery when wet doesn’t even compare. That @hit is greased up and I couldn’t get up.

I’ve fallen and can’t get up.

Is that statement ever true.

But I seriously couldn’t.

I couldn’t even crawl.

There’s a reason those lanes look shiny.  And it isn’t from the lights.

You’d think my sister would run to my rescue and help pull me over that stupid black line, but her @ss sat there laughing.

Poor Addison said, “Auntie JoJo can we go home now.”

Auntie Jojo, “Sure baby just as soon as I crawl out of grease land.”

I obviously was concerned about getting that once in a lifetime photo because when I looked back at my pictures I saw this …

Apparently I was able to snap a picture on my way down.

And apparently by the bruise on my hip I was more concerned about not breaking my phone than my hip.

911 can we help you: “Um hi.  This is the bowling alley, some stupid crazy lady just stepped over the black line and fell and thinks she broke her hip.”

Have a good day all … I think I need to get the medical alert thingy for seniors.

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