My neighbor, *cough* Mrs. Kravitz *cough*, sent me this joke I thought was funny. And believe it or not I’m not a jokes kind of person. Jokes embarrass me, I forget them, they include the evil F word, not that one, the f . a . r . t . word or it takes me 10 minutes to get the punch line.

But I thought this was cute.

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea, just for tonight let’s pretend that we’re married.” She replied.

“Wow! That’s a great idea!” He exclaimed.

“Good. Get your own damn blanket.”

After a moment of silence, he umm …

f . a . r . t . e . d .

Oh help me! I’m sorry!

Have a wonderful weekend all … be sure to cuddle up in those sleeping bags if you’re camping this weekend.

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